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The 2009 Aston Martin DBS
For $265,000 those crazy folks at Aston Martin Lagonda Limited will have these German cats put together by hand a 6 Liter V12 engine with 510 Horses inside. That’ll take you from 0 to 60 in 4.3 seconds and push this pretty lil kitty all the way up to 191 mph.
*intense shiver*
But don’t be intimidated; from what I understand she’s just as good at makin love to the road as she is at givin you whiplash. And to help you stop, they’ve got these ultra light carbon-ceramic brakes that are way more easier on the hams than most “race-car inspired” vehicles.
The 2009 Aston Martin DBS is definitely the Alpha Female of the pack over there, and the insides are just as impressive as whats underneath and in front of you. Its got this fly-ass key called the Emotional Control Unit. I said, “The EMOTIONAL CONTROL UNIT. Shit, my day is goin better just sayin the name of that shit. It’s a polished sapphire that you put in the dashboard. I mean, if you can’t get some pussy in one of these, there is NO HOPE for you and Escoffery Hitch the 3rd can’t do shit about that. Get ya money up; The armor and machine gun turrets are extra.
Coming soon in “Quantum of Solace”
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