Filed under: Movies | Tags: 007, Aston Martin, Cars, Ego, Gangster, James Bond, Movies, Pussy Wagon, Sexy
The 2009 Aston Martin DBS
For $265,000 those crazy folks at Aston Martin Lagonda Limited will have these German cats put together by hand a 6 Liter V12 engine with 510 Horses inside. That’ll take you from 0 to 60 in 4.3 seconds and push this pretty lil kitty all the way up to 191 mph.
*intense shiver*
But don’t be intimidated; from what I understand she’s just as good at makin love to the road as she is at givin you whiplash. And to help you stop, they’ve got these ultra light carbon-ceramic brakes that are way more easier on the hams than most “race-car inspired” vehicles.
The 2009 Aston Martin DBS is definitely the Alpha Female of the pack over there, and the insides are just as impressive as whats underneath and in front of you. Its got this fly-ass key called the Emotional Control Unit. I said, “The EMOTIONAL CONTROL UNIT. Shit, my day is goin better just sayin the name of that shit. It’s a polished sapphire that you put in the dashboard. I mean, if you can’t get some pussy in one of these, there is NO HOPE for you and Escoffery Hitch the 3rd can’t do shit about that. Get ya money up; The armor and machine gun turrets are extra.
Coming soon in “Quantum of Solace”
Filed under: Comics, Geek, Movies | Tags: Comics, Frank Miller, Movies, Poster, The Spirit, Will Eisner
Filed under: Movies, STFU & Listen. | Tags: Activism, Conspiracy, Genius, God, Illuminati, Knowlege, New World Order, Politics, Religion, Theology, Zeitgeist
Filed under: Comics, Geek, Movies, Music | Tags: Batman, Comic, Dark Knight, Movie, Poster
Filed under: Love, Movies | Tags: Love, Movies, Richard Pryor, Stacey Dash, Superman, Women
I remember it like it was yesterday…
(((flashback sequence)))
The year was 1989.
After a morning of the Smurfs, Snorks, and Bionic Six, I was… still front of that damn TV. And there was something much, much different from my beloved cartoons on. It was called HBO. Channel 5 on Greensboro NC’s Cablevision. Man HBO was the SHIT! I could sit in front of that damn thing and watch EVERY movie. “Just One of the Guys (Big ups to Terry Griffith for liberatin her chesticles at the end), “License to Drive”, “Weird Science”, the “Meatballs” movies, and one of the greatest movies ever made “The Goonies”. Hell, I even watched “Kramer vs. Kramer” (once again shoutout to gratuitious 80s movies nudity. full frontal in fact). But I digress…
This particular Saturday, there was something a bit different on…
Something like “Moving”
It was a movie starting that funny ass guy from “The Toy”,
“Superman III”,
and “The Mack”.
He starred in it as a hard working father that things never seemed to go right for. I’ma be honest with you though, I’m pullin all this from memory so I couldn’t give you all the particulars but long-story-short, he got transferred to Boise, ID, and his family was not too happy bout that. His family included a dedicated wife, two badass twin sons, and a daughter.
And I when I say daughter I mean, DAMN she was fine. I fell in love instantly. At that very moment at the tender age of 7 I already understood what it meant to be a man. I’d found my wife, the mother of my children, and the designated changer of my Depends™ when I got old. I think it was her eyes. I don’t think I’d ever seen eyes like that before. And lemme tell you she had the sweetest voice and most gorgeous smile you’ve ever seen. Look bottom line:
(((end flashback sequence)))
Shorty was fine as frog’s hair. And before her… nobody was as fine as Denise, but I’ll save that for another time. But yeah shorty was a 10, and 20 years after its original release; having starred in such classics like “Mo’ Money” and “Clueless” I am happy to say my baby is STILL fine as frog’s hair. You ever seen a 42-year-old woman that looked like THIS?:
Shit. I can’t even remember what I was bout to say now… Hell, the picture speaks for itself. I don’t need to say any more.
Just gon’ and listen to this:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/111308354c58b7b4/
That’s love.
Filed under: Geek | Tags: Chess, Fun, Games, Geek, Genius, GZA, Knowlege, RZA, Tech, Wu
I used to really love chess. As a matter of fact I used to be great at it. I’ve only lost to my father as he taught me to play, and even he couldn’t keep up with me when I really got good at it.
Then it became one of those many things that I just got bored with. It’s not fun when you always win. After that it’s just me feeding my gluttonous ego. And, I never really cared enough to seek out better opponents. In NC we didn’t have parks full of old men and hooded-out Bobby Fischers thinkin they can whoop my ass. So I just stopped playing. Went YEARS without playing and now… I can’t seem to beat the damned computer on my MacBook (and I refuse to set it to easy). It’s like that time I forgot how to **** * *****.
WT5?
But now… Something has peaked my interest. Something like Wu Chess. I finally have a reason and a way to brush up on my black & whites.
The RZA started a new website for online chess. Live matches, lessons, tournaments, and exhibitions. I’m cool enough to admit how geeky that shit is. Oh and as a bonus they even say they plan on donating a large part of revenue to the Hip-Hop Chess Federation to fund scholarships. I pre-registered and everything.
The question is, if you become my competition, how will you fare?
More info:
http://blog.wuchess.com/
Filed under: Friends, STFU & Listen. | Tags: Activism, Charity, Donate, Family, Friends, MS Walk, Multiple Sclerosis, Richard Pryor
http://main.nationalmssociety.org/goto/walklikeaman
This year I will be participating in a Walk/Fundraiser for Multiple
Sclerosis.
I’ve registered for Walk MS because I want to do something for the people who have been diagnosed. My Mother’s best friend Bobbi had multiple sclerosis and passed when I much younger. My own best friend Drew was diagnosed with MS in 2001. Today, there is no cure for multiple sclerosis, and with a diagnosis occurring most frequently between the ages of 20 and 50, many individuals face a lifetime filled with unpredictability. But if there is a way to keep this from hurting people anymore, I’d like to make that happen.
It would mean a great deal to me if you could donate whatever you can.
That could be money, time, or maybe just fwding this email to anyone
who may be interested in helping.
You can find any/all information you may need if you’re at all
interested here:
http://main.nationalmssociety.org/goto/walklikeaman
Thank you,
Escoffery
http://www.zshare.net/audio/11016716d0aaaae5/
